212 Degrees: 100% Funny Workplace Jokes. Funny Business Joke.

by J.Crawford on September 23, 2008

I recieved this email from my brother the other day and thought I would share it with you guys. Expecially you go getters out there.  You committed and loyal brothers in the fight who always give 110%. Wasn’t it Right Guard who talked about 110%??

 
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..
How about achieving 103%? What make s up 100 % in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, It’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing
that will put you over the top.

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